Some additional Christian Pickup lines

In March I posted a top 10 list of Pickup lines for Christian men and I wanted to add to those stellar works for my single friends. I love twitter hashtags for this reason and I noticed that a lot of them are aimed at Lolo Jone’s heart. It is okay to laugh out loud, because this is exactly what my wife does when I drop these works of art on here. This is my top 20 list but there are more out there under the hashtag #christianpickuplines on Twitter for more, tell me your favorites or add your own below. Enjoy!

How many Goliaths do I have to slay to win your heart?
So I was reading in the book of Numbers last night when I realized that I don’t have yours.
[Ladies] You put the stud in bible study.
Are you the fisher of men? Because you just reeled me in.
Now I know why Soloman had 700 wives… Because he never met you.
Phil 4:8 says to think about whatever is pure & lovely. And I’ve been thinking about you ALL DAY!
Are you a preacher? ‘Cause I’d respond to your altar call any day.
“You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes…we just might be a miracle.
Girl you are so fearfully and wonderfully made.
Would your name happen to be Ruth? Because I can be your Boaz.
Are you lost? Because heaven is a long was from here.
Somebody better call God, He’s missing an angel!
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
[Favorite] If I march around you 7 times, will you fall for me?
“Excuse me ma’am. I believe your rib belongs to me.”
It took 7 days to create the world, but it only takes 7 digits to change mine.
Is this seat saved? …. Are you?
Are you hot? Or is that the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
Do you want to be accountability partners?
The word says “Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry” … how about dinner?

Update: this video is out of control!

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Some Humor (in light of our friends)

Seriously funny!

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do’s and don’ts in newborn care – Nursing

I am learning that feeding our child could be more difficult and frustrating for both myself and my wife.

Suggestion #2:

Are you a child of the 80’s?

The Oregon Trail was popular game in American elementary school students from the mid 1980s to early 1990s. Many students in the United States and Canada had access to the game at school. The game was inspired by the real-life Oregon Trail and was designed to teach school children about the realities of 19th century pioneer life on the trail. The player assumes the role of a wagon leader guiding his party of settlers from Independence, Missouri, to Oregon’s Willamette Valley by way of the Oregon Trail via a Conestoga wagon in 1848. The game was originally released in floppy disk format (actually many floppy disks if I remember right). Well I was recently told about this awesome trailer that I though you children of the 80’s (and early 90’s) would like. Enjoy!!

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Do’s and Don’ts in Newborn care – Waking up

So as most of you know by now WE ARE HAVING A BABY and in preparation for said newborn I have taken to the internet to what has changed over the last few years in childcare. I am learning that becoming a good parent means much more than knowing a lot about babies. If you want to learn all about your newborn baby, and be able to respond to his/her needs appropriately it is going to take a lot of my time. I came across a series of suggestions that I will be posting them over the next few months.

Suggestion #1:

A [simple] reason to watch the World Cup

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Seriously, if you haven’t watched a game you have missed out on arguably the best Cup for the US. There are only a few more games maybe you should check them out. Oh, what city/person had the best reaction? Comment below….