In honor of his 70th birthday I would love to hear your best (clean) Chuck Norris jokes. Please remember he is listening watching and preparing his [in]famous roundhouse kick!
Caption Please!!!
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In honor of his 70th birthday I would love to hear your best (clean) Chuck Norris jokes. Please remember he is listening watching and preparing his [in]famous roundhouse kick!
Caption Please!!!
Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate birthdays. Birthdays cower in fear of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.
if you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, who has more money? Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris does not mow his lawn….he stands outside and DARES the grass to grow.