Comments

1. Mer says

   March 10, 2010 at 12:31 pm

   Chuck Norris doesn’t celebrate birthdays. Birthdays cower in fear of Chuck Norris.

2. Chuck Norris fanboy says

   March 10, 2010 at 12:32 pm

   Chuck Norris doesn’t shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

3. Chuck Norris fanboy says

   March 10, 2010 at 12:36 pm

   The most honorable way of dying is taking a bullet for Chuck Norris. This amuses Chuck Norris because he is bulletproof.

4. Jon Nelson says

   March 10, 2010 at 12:44 pm

   if you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, who has more money? Chuck Norris!

5. Michelle says

   March 10, 2010 at 5:33 pm

   Chuck Norris does not mow his lawn….he stands outside and DARES the grass to grow.