Some help for my single male friends.
- I have a job!
- I have a job AND a savings account!
- I know how to do laundry!
- I actually love to cook…and when I’m done I prefer to clean up everything instead of leaving it in the sink for the next generation to handle.
- Watching the same episode of Sports Center for four hours in a row is a complete waste of time…I would MUCH rather watch “Dancing With The
Has BeensStars” with you!- I would LOVE to hear how you feel about (BLANK) and would never interrupt you except for points of clarification.
- Twilight is AWESOME!
- I could spend HOURS on pinterest!
- I’m out of debt!
- One of my FAVORITE things to do is wait on people while they shop!
HT: Perry Noble
Dub Cormode says
Are you suggesting that single guys should lie? 🙂
Jon Nelson says
Let’s be honest, most of them already do to begin with. My suggestion is more for them to acquire newer taste. (i.e. less Sportscenter & video games)